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Reasons To Never Ask A Hello Kitty Slut Random Questions

December 11, 2009
As some of you may or may not know  I own a cat named Pheobe . This is something that happened to me when I was minding my business on an otherwise slutty day.
I was buying a large bag of Iams at Target and standing in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a cat.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Iams Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Iams nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d been sitting in the street licking my twat and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Stupid bitch…why else would I buy cat food??
I just dont understand people sometimes

Hello Kitty Slut

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