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Long Time No See……..

April 6, 2010

Hey All,

I know, I know its been a while. I have been busy with day to day life & have been neglecting my blog. Worry not though. I have decided to make a conscious effort to post SOMETHING at least twice a month.

I also want to take a moment to tell you all about a new endeavor I recently (yesterday LoL) began. Its called Denise’s Kitchen. You can find it here. It is basically a food blog. I will talk about food and all food related topics. So please, if you have some free time check it out!!

Denise aka Hello Kiity Slut

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Dear Booty Call (An Open Letter)

December 3, 2009

Dear Booty Call:

We have an animal attraction. If I happen to want some good sex, I’ll call you. Sometimes you’re free, sometimes not. Sometimes

Batteries Included

you call me. Sometimes I’m free, sometimes I’m not. You are good in bed; we are good in bed together. The only irritating thing in this otherwise perfect arrangement is that big fat ego of yours. While you have made it clear that you do not want a relationship, you reeeeealllly don’t seem to buy the fact that I’m not emotionally attached to you. You are puzzled that I don’t call you more often, and even more shocked when I don’t want to spend the whole night together. Get over it. A few reasons why this is:

1. I CONSIDER YOU A PIECE OF MEAT. Know how you just want to fuck? Yep, that’s right…I just want to fuck too. I know you think you are god’s gift and the smartest person alive, but you are not. The bonus of a booty call? Less talking. More fucking.

2. Personally, I don’t really like you. You aren’t that interesting, or very nice. You are good looking and have good *assets*. Perfect for what I need you for. Done deal.

3. I like my space. I like it better with only me in it.

4. My bed is fucking awesome, and I don’t like to share. Especially with someone who snores, steals the covers, and sweats profusely. Don’t get me wrong – a little sleep sweat is fine. Enough sweat to cover us both AND make me think you pissed on the sheets? Not acceptable. Please exit the premises when activities have come to a full and complete stop.

FYI – If I wanted a relationship, I would stop sleeping with you and find someone I can actually tolerate outside of the bedroom.

Sincerely,

Your fuck buddy
Denise

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Hello world!

December 2, 2009

Shut The Fuck Up Or I'll Beat You!!

If we haven’t met Im Denise aka Hello Kitty Slut. First let me say thank you for checking out my blog. I have been blogging on and off for a few years on different sites and decided it was finally time to have my own blog. So here we are.

My main goal with this endevor is to make you laugh at me as much as I laugh at myself, which is virtually never. As I do take myself rather seriously. Fortunate for you I’m lying my ass off  right now and I really rarely take myself (or anything any  of my asshole friends say) serious. So that should let you know I plan to fill these pages with all sorts of fuckery & chaos about life, love, current events & other slutty Hello Kitty topics. I plan to make this blog a blog where entropy reigns supreme.

Please be patient with me as I am still new to this whole Word Press thing so its going to take some tweaking and playing with before I have this all down. I also need to go to the many places I have blogged in the past and pull my blogs and post them here.  Please check back frequently and leave comments as I do adore feedback.

Hello Kitty Slut